Purging

With all the wedding and honeymoon pictures and ongoing work to build the albums, we both have started re-evaluating our own photo collections. Hoyt rid himself of nearly an entire box of photographs. My collection being a little smaller but filled with terrible photographs, took me only an hour to relieve myself of nearly a third of them. It felt so good to remove photos of my ex, which I just ignored until yesterday. I feel so much better. And I just noticed he has not only stopped communicating with me (we dated for six years) despite my trying to make peace, but he has removed me as a friend from facebook. He was the one who said we could still be friends. How ironic.

Does anyone know why apples make me burp?